If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it with flowers

Modern occasions

Politeness can be hard. How do you congratulate someone on a success that you don’t think they deserve, thank them for a present you don’t like, or let them know that they’ve hurt your feelings deeply? Yes, you could try a little honest communication, or you could turn to

Victorian bouquets

The Victorian language of flowers is here for you. What’s better, telling someone you’re hurt and angry about being dumped, or giving them a bouquet of hortensia (you are cold), yellow tulips (hopeless love), and liquorice (I declare against you)?

If you chose the flowers, then welcome to

Sowing Discord

With 120 flower cards with their authentic language of flowers meanings, plus 40 occasions for bouquet giving, you’ll soon be a master at subtle, passive-aggressive communication, whatever the occasion.

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Please note: because shipping from New Zealand to anywhere else in the world is super expensive, at the moment Sowing Discord is only available within New Zealand. If you’re overseas, thanks for your interest. We’re hoping to sort something out for the rest of the world sometime in the first half of 2025.